The One Dish

There are thousands of great restaurants in the world, with thousands upon thousands great dishes. Yet, none are as

great as The One Dish. It is an extremely rare dish that cannot be taught or cooked at will. Instead it is simply conjured out of thin air when a worthy person presents itself. As far as anybody knows, a person cannot be considered worthy until they have achieved an unparallelled love for food, eaten until they are full, and kept eating.

Some say it is a rice based dish. Some that it is based on mashed potato. It is even more unclear what type of meat it involves, if any. In 2016 this miracle happened to Shiori Tamai. It was after inspecting the troops for that year's Tohjinsai that she decided to go for a meal. She ate an oyster, a fish, an octopus, an assortment of space-fish, a lemon and some sorbet. That however, was just the starters. After a long night of feasting, followed by breakfast at Subway, she ended up at an innocent looking restaurant, hungry for more. At that moment The One Dish revealed itself to her. Suffice to say, it was the greatest thing she ever tasted.